Beauty

The most popular fictional creature in the world today has got to be vampires. Hollywood is always coming up with vampire movies. Writers are always coming out with vampire stories. And why not? It is easy to understand the lure of vampires. Not only are they not vulnerable to any sickness, they also look perpetually beautiful, they get to live forever, and they don’t have any use of products for whitening of teeth.

Now if the fact that they do not need products for teeth whitening is not enough to make you jealous, I don’t know what will. However, there are disadvantages to being one of the undead. First, you would have to drink liters of disgusting blood every day. Moreover, if you do not want to be a murderer, you would have to drink animal blood instead of human blood. And if you are a person who does not really like his or her meat rare, then this would be a definite turn off.  Second, you cannot go out during daytime because you might either transfigure into a pile of ashes or you become a circus freak, albeit a glittery one. Third, it would be difficult to keep human friends around, or else your fangs or incisors might end up lodged in their necks, in which case they would be converted into meals instead of companions. Lastly, your vanity might very well become nonexistent. Imagine not being able to see your reflection! Would that not be one of the most tragic things in the world? You would not be able to fix your hair, apply make up, put on lipstick, or fix your teeth using products for the whitening of teeth such as ‘Teeth Whiten Tips’. It would be completely catastrophic! But then, if you are willing to compromise anything and everything just to be beautiful forever; well then, being one of the undead might be quite a dream come true.